Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Post-Valentine Greeting

I'm sending my liver to Liverpool,
My pancreas off to Peru;
My stomach and kidney
For the summer to Sydney,
But my heart I'm still saving for you...
--Author unknown (and perhaps too ashamed to identify himself)

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:04 PM

    Aw c'mon, don't be shy. We know you did it.

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  2. Anonymous3:09 PM

    Tom Lehrer, if I'm not mistaken.

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  3. Lehrer certainly sounds plausible. But I knew my Lehrer pretty well in his day and I don't remember it as his. A Google of Lehrer hasn't turned it up yet, though I concede that I may have rewritten it over time (though I am pretty sure I did not write it in the first place).

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  4. Anonymous3:14 PM

    Sorry, not Tom Lehrer. It was George Carlin. (An understandable mix-up, I think.) Here's the Carlin version:

    "I sent my sinuses to Arizona,
    I sent my liver to Peru,
    I sent my lungs and my kidneys,
    for the summer to Sydney,
    But I'm sendin' my heart to you!"

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  5. Ah, Carlin sounds exactly right. More plausible than Lehrer, though I cannot say how.

    Still, I like my own version better.

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