Wednesday, September 20, 2006

How Many School Buses?

How many illegal immigrants[1] can you pack into a school bus? No, this is not a new-age elephant joke. But how many does a school bus hold, really? Maybe 60? Then if there are 12 million immigrants, deportation would require 200,000 bus trips. Uh, to where, exactly?


Fn: A dinner companion points out that we can use the leftover school buses from New Orleans.


[1] I almost wrote “aliens,” but so far as I know, there is no plan to repatriate to Krypton.

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