One senior House Republican tells CBS that there's a lot of anger at what he describes as "a network of gay staffers and gay members who protect each other and did the speaker a disservice."
--CBS News, as reported by Kevin Drum
Dear Palookaville Voter:
Thank you for your recent phone call. And don’t worry about melting the telephone receiver; these days we mostly use IM.
I can understand your concern about the former Congressman from South Florida.
I am pleased to inform you that after exhaustive investigation, we have uncovered the source of the problem. It appears that we turned over our government to a cabal of gay staff members who conspired to conceal his activities from us.
We promise it won’t happen again. By the way, election day is coming. Don’t forget to vote.
And don’t forget the checkie weckie.
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