Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Crank Is Right

My friend the New York Crank is right. The post on bookstores needed a rimshot (or is it a sting?):

Samuel Butler said that a chicken is an egg’s way of getting to another egg. Badum-CSHHH! A guy who should know told me that ants think of California as one big anthill (they kill interlopers). Badum-CSHHH! Charlie the tailor went to visit the Vatican. So how was the Pope, his friends asked. Oh, about a 42-long. Badum-CSHHH. Thank ya' you've been a wunnaful audience, I'll be here all week...

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