Guest Blogging from the Nine Year Old

I'm snarled up with stuff right now, so I turn the floor over to a nine-yer-old of my acquaintance. Apparently this is a draft of a school science report:

SCIENCE REPORT

Astronomers have found a football-shaped object in the kuiphir belt nicknamed "Santa*" santa (in about Half an eon) will come twords the sun. if it makes it past Jupiter, it will become the most spectacular comet ever. raise your hand if you have no idea what I am talking about.

Hey, my students have been feeling like that for years.