Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Live Carpet Installation Blogging

They say there is no intellectual property in the carpet business—the fuzzay side always goes up, and 90 percent of the product is beige. Today, I will learn whether this is true. I’m perched at the kitchen counter, my laptop plugged in by the coffee maker over my left shoulder. It’s carpet installation day

The movers showed up at 6 and piled all our furniture on the back patio (weather pretty dependably sunny in Palookaville in June). Looks like we’ve had a visitation of bailiffs.

A panel truck backed in about 7 with the new stuff extruding from the back end. Two buff-looking guys popped out, strapped on their knee pads (well-greaved carpet-layers, as Homer would say) and carried in their tools— not excluding a radio, now blatting in the back room, soft rock, not loud, really, but not entirely to my taste. Mrs. B is off to the doctor’s. I have nothing much to do but continue perching and not trip up a buff guy carrying a roll of carpet.

[But I just tumbled to the fact that Mrs. B unplugged the DSL router, so “live” in this case will mean “retrospective,” or “delayed.” ]

Mid-morning: it is pretty clear these guys get paid by the job, not the hour; they haven’t stopped for a breath since they got here, and you feel that if you got in their way, they’d wrap you up in a carpet, like Cleopatra on her way to greet Casesar. The supervisor showed up for a look-see: “They’re not very far along yet,” she said, although it is hard to imagine that they could be any further. “I guess I will have to come back. I just love to see this stuff on the floor.”

Late Morning: The guys took an early lunch break, to get rid of the old carpet. Good thing, too, the music was getting to me. Ah, peace at last. If all goes well, we ought to have our house back by 5 o’clock. Wish us well.

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