Every time that guy opens his mouth, He reduces the sum of human knowledge.
--Any paper in there?--No, sorry, none.[Long pause]--Got two tens for a 20?
--Any paper in there?--No, sorry, none.
I have just purchased a batch of Euros, in preparation for a trip to - where else? - Europe next week. When I was nineteen, the American traveller's Bible was "Europe on $5 a day." Today it's more like $500 -- if you're very, very careful.Tallulah's wit seems even more on the mark than in her day..Damn crankily yours,The New York Crank
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