Since everyone else is trotting out their favorite bathroom-stall joke today, allow me to add mine. Attributed to Tallulah Bankhead:
--Any paper in there?
--No, sorry, none.[Long pause]--Got two tens for a 20?
Update:Underbelly scoops Dish (link).
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I have just purchased a batch of Euros, in preparation for a trip to - where else? - Europe next week. When I was nineteen, the American traveller's Bible was "Europe on $5 a day." Today it's more like $500 -- if you're very, very careful.
Tallulah's wit seems even more on the mark than in her day..
Damn crankily yours,
The New York Crank
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