My Friend the Bear Who Swims Goes Shopping

My friend the Bear Who Swims found a sausage in a market called "British Pride."

Contains 13 percent bread crumbs.

BADA BOOM. Actually, I think 13 percent is pretty modest. My mother and I used to make Swedish sausage at Christmas. Lotta barley, let me tell you.

And I remember--who?--Chico Marx?--who carried around a piece of sausage one end of which was all bread. Times-a like-a this, he says, it's-a hard to make both ends a-meat. BADA BOOM