Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Rags! Old Bones! Distressed Receivables!

Maybe this is old stuff to the insiders, but news to me--the logical conclusion of the "anything is a bargain at the right price" theory:

B A N K R U P T C Y D E A L W I R E
December 11, 2007

SELECT BANKRUPTCY STORIES AND ANALYSIS

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Works for me. Hey, there are big-box stores that sell no merchandise but remainders. In a world where people buy and sell unsatisfied court judgments, uncollected legacies, stock in bankrupt companies, this seems to be a perfectly logical extension. But I must say, we've come a long way from the world of Dostoevski and Dickens, where traffic in distressed receivables was regarded as itself a form of criminality (usually, and not incidentally, associated with Jews--but that us a whole nuther story.

Afterthought: No, wait, there is one more stuff: take 100 of these deals and package them together as a securitization.

Source: The snippet showed up in my daily email from Bankruptcy Insider (link).

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