Actually, I'm willing to skip fame and power. And riches are negotiable. Over to you, Crank, and Taxmom, and Skeptic, and IntLawGrrl.Headline I most fear seeing in 2008: Archduke Shot; Titanic Sinks; Dopey Guy in Figleaf Accepts Gift of Apple from WifeHeadline I most want to see in 2008: Buce Showered with Riches, Fame, Power, Love of Beautiful WomenHeadline I most expect to see in 2008: Buce Not Showered with Riches, Fame, Power, Love of Beautiful Women.Headline I least expect to see in 2008: Dopey Guy in Figleaf Not Married at All; "Just Friends," Says Girl with Apple
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
The Headline Game
Nancy has tagged me in the four-headlines game. Nancy has tackled the immediate issues, so I will have to go for the big picture:
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Over to me? Why me? Why does everyone always pick on me?
Anyway, the headline I ache to see and never expect to is based on some advice I read in a journalism text book roughly half a century ago. It said that the most attention-getting news stories contained one or more of these subjects: Sex, Money, Murder Food and Nazis.
Which leads me inevitably to:
SS DROWNS NUDE HEIRESS
IN VAT OF CHOCOLATE
DURING NAZI SEX ORGY
Yeah, that'll be the day.
Yours Crankily,
The New York Crank
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