Larry King Never Rode the Acela

Larry King is interviewing “Former Sex Worker Tracy Quan” on L’affaire Spitzer. And what do you think, asks Larry, of the fact that he took the train?

Huh? Says Tracy. Everybody takes the train.

Ha, says Larry. Everybody takes the shuttle.

No, said Tracy, everybody takes the train.

I’m with Tracy on this one. The Wash/NY Acela is one on of the glories of modern travel. Only a schmuck takes the shuttle.