How to Succeed in Medicine

From one who knows:

Do a procedure. Internists, rheumatologists, they have to listen to the patients, and analyze, and judge. Pediatricians, eeuw. No money in that.

Do a procedure. Do proctology exams. The staff preps up 16 patients for you, you show up and do 16 exams, and earn 16 fees. Now, that's what medicine is all about.

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