There, That About Gets It

My friend Kim used to work as an Army nurse. If a patient showed up with an STD, she had to identify try to identify the source. Often the patient didn't have any idea--well, he knew the girl, but not the name. So Kim had to ask a string of identity questions. Of which the most memorable is:

Teeth: crooked, straight, or missing?

Um, your honor, can I answer "all three"?