Where Is He Now?

Just quoting Letterman is brain-dead blogging but I thought this bit (on "whatever happened to George Bush?") is a keeper:

Within months of leaving the White House in January 2009, George and his wife Laura divorced. George moved to the outskirts of Portland, Oregon where he got work as assistant manager of a paving company. By the end of the year, he married the company receptionist, Bethany, and they have two children, Ethan and Charlotte. George is now co-owner of the paving company, and in his spare time he enjoys watching NASCAR and participating in chili cook-offs. He says he liked being President, but he wouldn't trade his new life for anything.

The visuals helped.