This Guy is Something Else

News Item:

[Governor Mark Sanford last week] said he had seen his mistress three times in the past year. But he told The Associated Press on Tuesday he had met with Maria Belen Chapur seven times, including five visits in the past 12 months.

Link. Did I say five visits in 12 months, your honor? How silly of me, I meant 12 visits in five months.

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88 years old, granny! Ever been bedridden?

Oh yes, and once in a sleigh. ...