Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Appreciation: New York Crank

New York Crank is your one-stop shopping center for all matters your arm-mounted right angle axle needs. A Crank stands perpendicular to, and is typically activated by, a shaft. Cranks are associated with pencil sharpeners and bicycles; in previous generations, many New York Cranks powered sewing machines. A New York Crank is is not to be confused with a Detroit Piston or a Philadelphia Cheese Steak ; some observers believe that the extant New York Crank would be better understood as a poppet.

All right, send me the damn nickel, wise guy. Pay Pal is fine.

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The New York Crank said...

Nah. No Pay Pal for you, Pal. I have your home address. I'll mail you the nickel. Or maybe a check for the nickel.

Yours Crankily,
The New York Crank

7:24 PM

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