Friday, October 02, 2009

This Just In: Christian Heightism

My friend Laudator Temporis Acti reports what his grandmother told him: Jesus was the only person in human history who was exactly six feet tall, no more, no less. None before, none after.

What's the point? LTA says: "No reason, was probably told it by her parents or the nuns. She was born in Quebec, never went beyond grade school."

My friend Roy asks: was that in Aramaic units?

Update: Joel reports that Grannie was not alone.

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