If you need a morning jolt, pop over here and watch Mt. Yglesias pour hot lava on the Congressional hypocrites whose highest budget priority seems to be to put more money into the pockets of the brat pack. Call it "The Trust Fund Babies' Protection Act." Maybe we could all wear bracelets for trust fund babies left behind. Or ribbons. In green. Yes, green would be nice, more green.
Update: Of course The Onion was way ahead of me.