The Onion Needs to get Back on Message

I guess this is funny enough, in Onion sort of way (link).

Area Man Passionate Defender
Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

...but here's the funny thing: the rest of it isn't really funny at all. It's just a tedious whine--virtually all of which I happen to agree with, but hey, you can get tedious whines in any faculty lunch room on the planet. Somebody needs to go reread the mission statement. This, for example is funny.