Friday, December 04, 2009

I So Don't Understand This

My high school classmates voted me the Boy Least Likely to Buy a Knockoff Designer Handbag, so it is perhaps understandable that I do not get this story. But can it be true that people who buy a handbag often have previously bought a knockoff? Wouldn't have been better to save the money so they could get the real one sooner? Oy, am I out of it.

By the way--is it just me, or is there a decline in the species of junk email that pushes cures for baldness? They still want to enhance my dangly part and, yes, sell me the designer knockoffs, but the hair restorers, which used to account for perhaps 30 percent of my daily volume, seem to have moved on ot other work.

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