Short Amazon Now

Okay, I admit it, I never did believe that anyone could make a zillion dollars moving heavy boxes. So sue me, but how to account for my latest personalized Amazon sales pitch:

Based on your previous purchase at Amazon, you might like to know that you can save $100 on select $300 orders on Tumi bags, wallets, and accessories.

Based on my previus purches at Amazon, I am about as likely to carry a Tumi wallet as a hog is to wear a morning coat. Short Amazon now.