This morning's Times quoted David Letterman as saying that Jay Leno is "a bit of a knockwurst."
The quotation should have read "a bit of as kn*ckw*rst."
The Times regrets the error.
Nah, only kidding. But fun fact: as of one minute ago, Google gives 8,970 hits on the quoted phrase, only five of which do not also include the word "Leno."