Compost

Searching the web for composting advice, I come across two items I am not sure I want to think about this morning. One:

I don't compost anything that swells when it meets up with moisture.

[Copy that, but what does she do with her ex husbands?]

And:

I chuck my dog's old bones into my pile ...

[Sic, and I assume this is not the same as "my old dog's bones"--?]

Link.