--So, what's with the tee-shirt?So the fella signs the $49 chit and goes for his swim. Later he pays his bill and checks out. End of story.
--Oh, it's frog underwear. The boss was Special Forces in Baluchistan during the First Gulf War and they used frogs with radio transmitters for gathering intelligence. But it gets really cold at night in Baluchistan so they fit them out with underwear.
--And now it's part of the package?
--Part of the package, yes.
--But I don't want frog underwear.
--Oh,there's no extra charge.
--Right. How much will you take off if I don't take the frog underwear?
--I'm not authorized to adjust the bill.
I bet every five star hotel charges for frog underwear. Come to think of it, I bet you can find it on your hospital bill. And in the master agreement for your credit card. And, and, and.
We need a jurisprudence of frog underwear. The world runs on it.
Update: This might be an example of shatara. Hat tip, Froomkin.