Well, That's Reassuring

Due to the strict rules set by the bankers for this event, all vehicles will be sold to the first buyer whose purchase offer is accepted.

From an auto sale flyer with the Palookaville Evening Afflatus.  And in the same vein, I see that the real estate ads in Ashland still use "newer" as a synonym for "not new," as in "newer appliances and carpeting."  I suppose it would be tacky to say "newish."