But You'll Have to Admit That

"Michelangelo Painting Found Behind Sofa"

sounds less freaky than

"Michelangelo Found Painting Behind Sofa."

Link.

Meanwhile, they could have asked me: I would have told them it's a fake, and I have a pretty good eye.

[Alternate headline: In the room, the women  come and go/Perching on Michelangelo."  Thanks, Wichita.