...and so do you, dear reader, so do you. H.T: LOOG.
The Church of Sit-Up Cycling
The Church of Sit-Up Cycling was established to allow believers in safe, leisurely cycling to practice their wholly rational faith without fear of a fine.
In Vancouver, BC, it is illegal to sit on a bicycle without a plastic hat. An exception is made if the wearing would interfere with an essential religious practice.
[Editor's note - Ahh, I see where this is going]