Wildlife authorities were unable to locate the deer, So Hortonville cross country coach Kevin Sours Was tranquilized and relocated further back into the woods.

That's the joke, folks, you can move on.  But if you must--slow news day in Appleeton.

For link and knee slapper, thanks to the Wichita bureau, an old Wisconsonian.

Update: Apologies to the earlier hed.  I have no idea where the word "weirdo" came from; it made no sense whatever  (unlike the rest of the hed, which seems just fine to me).