And you wouldn't dare insult me, sir,
If Jack were only here.
Friday, December 17, 2010
Neckties: There Had to be a Reason
As one who believes that neckties cut off the blood flow to the brain, I am intrigued to hear Jonathan Roth explain that neckties evolved from military neck-scarfs: evidently soldiers in an earlier time wore them to keep their armor from chafing the skin. So informed, I engage never again to wear a necktie unless I am also wearing armor.