Tuesday, February 01, 2011

The Full Use of Emergency Room Services Act of 2011

I read that a bunch of South Dakota legislators have proposed that every South Dakotan be required buy a gun.  If the purpose is to recapture the spirit of the Old West, I propose they go a step further and require every South Dakotan also to carry a quart of whiskey.  And maybe a couple of rattlesnakes.
--My pardner and I are travelin' light.  All I'm carryin' is a two quarts of whiskey for snakebite.
--What's he carryin'?
--Two rattlesnakes.

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