--My pardner and I are travelin' light. All I'm carryin' is a two quarts of whiskey for snakebite.
--What's he carryin'?
Tuesday, February 01, 2011
The Full Use of Emergency Room Services Act of 2011
I read that a bunch of South Dakota legislators have proposed that every South Dakotan be required buy a gun. If the purpose is to recapture the spirit of the Old West, I propose they go a step further and require every South Dakotan also to carry a quart of whiskey. And maybe a couple of rattlesnakes.