Underbelly: And What Did the Elder Mrs. Koch Say?

Friday, November 04, 2011

Got to be the weirdest political one-liner since "I am not a crook."

New York Crank said...: It makes a great rap song:

I am the Koch brothers brother
From another mother
And half their genes are mine
Yes I'm the Koch brothers brother
Hey you got that, motha?
And they're paying for
My nine-nine-nine.

On the other hand, there's this from the 1960s:

I'd like to buy the world a Koch
For all the world to see
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony.

It's the real thing
(Kocha-kola is)
It's the real thing.

Yours most crankily,
The New York Crank; 6:35 PM
Anonymous said...: who's your daddy, herman?

nein, nein, nein; 3:00 AM

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