Friday, November 04, 2011

And What Did the Elder Mrs. Koch Say?

Got to be the weirdest political one-liner since "I am not a crook."


New York Crank said...

It makes a great rap song:

I am the Koch brothers brother
From another mother
And half their genes are mine
Yes I'm the Koch brothers brother
Hey you got that, motha?
And they're paying for
My nine-nine-nine.

On the other hand, there's this from the 1960s:

I'd like to buy the world a Koch
For all the world to see
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony.

It's the real thing
(Kocha-kola is)
It's the real thing.

Yours most crankily,
The New York Crank

Anonymous said...

who's your daddy, herman?

nein, nein, nein