Friday, November 04, 2011

And What Did the Elder Mrs. Koch Say?

Got to be the weirdest political one-liner since "I am not a crook."

2 comments:

  1. It makes a great rap song:

    I am the Koch brothers brother
    From another mother
    And half their genes are mine
    Yes I'm the Koch brothers brother
    Hey you got that, motha?
    And they're paying for
    My nine-nine-nine.

    On the other hand, there's this from the 1960s:

    I'd like to buy the world a Koch
    For all the world to see
    I'd like to teach the world to sing
    In perfect harmony.

    It's the real thing
    (Kocha-kola is)
    It's the real thing.

    Yours most crankily,
    The New York Crank

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  2. Anonymous3:00 AM

    who's your daddy, herman?

    nein, nein, nein

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