Yep, I've got a Twitter account. Not to worry, I have not the slightest intention of pursuing you with my intestinal ructions and suchlike; indeed I may not post anything at all. But I figured I did need to start following some other people. On the off chance you want to add me to your thread, I am Buce3; I have no idea who the other two are. There's a link at the side of this page.
Update I see that among many other users, I now join in fellowship with Pope Benedict XV; he has done 13 tweets. I also see that the only person he follows is one Vanessa in the Philippines. Good luck to him; so far she hasn't accepted my request.