Which brings me to the secondary motivation, which would be to make sure we find work for the battery of sexual harassment trainers on the University payroll. Given the parlous nature of the job market for former bureaucrats, I suppose I can hardly blame them for hanging on in a death grip. And I admit the exercise itself shouldn't be that onerous. I haven't actually taken the training before but I have peeked over the shoulder of assorted colleagues in the thrall of the exercise and I think I know the answer to any doubtful situation. That is: when in doubt or perplexity or otherwise in need, the prudent path seems to be to consult a qualified sexual harassment professional.
Copy that. I wonder if s/he can teach me how to spell