Wednesday, January 18, 2012

A Job for Superlawyer

The captain of the doomed Italian cruise ship Costa Concordia stands accused of abandoning ship (he now says he "fell into" the lifeboat).  He's under criminal charges; apparently the judge will face the question whether to grant bail.  Now, repeat after me:

"Your honor, there is no reason to think my client a flight risk..."

1 comment:

New York Crank said...

Didn't anybody tell you? They reserve imprisonment before trial in Italy for American college students, accused of trumped-up murder charges.

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank