Not Siri's Fault

So I pulled out my Iphone and fired up Google voice search.  I spoke clearly and slowly (I thought).  I said "Arch-ae-o-log-i-cal tours."

Must have been too slow and careful.  I got "I  feel like to go to hooters."

Oddly enough, "Archaeological Tours" was  suggested result #6.  I don't even want to tell you what the other four were.

OBTW, they\re a great outfit.  Check 'em out.