Finally, a Reason for Ringtones

I never have quite got the point of tailor-made telephone ringtones.  I figure I'd just never remember who was which.    But just today I was searching (don't ask) for lyrics to Stephen Sondheim's "Liaisons."  And sure enough, you can get a "Liaisons" ringtone. And it struck me: that's what you need for your girlfriend, so you will know it is not your wife.  And he wife gets?  Oh, I suppose "Here Comes the Bride."   Looks okay to me unless you have more than one girlfriend in which case I look on with stupified awe.

  BTW yes, it turns out you can get a ringtone also for "Here Comes the Bride."