But Nothing to do with G*ns, Right?

Firt up on my Flipboard this morning: an Onion headline, the one that reads:

Nation Celebrates Full Week Without Deadly Mass Shooting

Next up: an early report on the Times Square outburst. Next: a story on how there were 19 shootings in Chicago last night.

"Maybe they should have said 'a full day," observed Mrs. Buce.  "Or 'an hour.'"