For Surviving the Ravages of the Savages

I see they are now commercially marketing turducky, thereby destroying all its novelty and macabre appeal. Here at chez Buce, we be having camel stuffed with goat stuffed with raccoon stuffed with gerbil.  

I see the Palookaville zoning code contains no prohibition on camel slaughter.  Meanwhile, can somebody send me an anchovy?