Petraeus Scorecard

Ooh, my head is spinning.  Let me see if I can sort out the big-and-small in L'Affaire Petraeus.  In no particular order, and surely not complete:

• Whether we should be delighted to be rid of a guy who had turned the CIA into a covert fourth branch of the military (and legitimated drone attacks--though these may be two separate issues).
• Whether should be scandalized (or darkly amused) at the ease with which the security state (in the avatar of the FBI) bit its own tail.
• Whether we should care at how fast the media (and we the readers) jumped to probably-wrong conclusions about the Marine general and the topless FBI guy.
• Whether "support the troops" includes feeding cavier to the top brass.
• Whether an honorary consul is entitled to inviolability?
• Whether Jon Stewart is the "worst journalist in the world"?
• Whether we should be darkly amused that the world is still neck-deep in social-climbing arrivistes, resume-padding-vixens, rogue cops, self-promoting alphas, vain and foolish alphas (more than one category may apply). 
• What we should make of the fact that ten gazillion journalists new all along that Petraeus was a self-promoting jerk, but never bothered to tell us until last week?
• Whether anybody other than Chuck Norris can turn water into bottled water?
• Whether Tom Ricks is doubling down to protect his franchise?   Cf. link.
• What to make out of the fact that Eric Cantor behaved like a gentleman?
• Whether we should be surprised that men think with their--oh, forget it, this one is too easy.

Did I miss anything important?