Friday, January 18, 2013

Pity It's not True

I would have said that one less asshole in the world is a cause for celebration: but link.

1 comment:

The New York Crank said...

If this is any help – and I very strongly doubt that it will be – back in he 1980s, in an antique barn in West Stockbridge, Massachusetts, I noticed several unopened tin cans for sale, each bearing a printed label that said, "Goose Assholes."

I almost purchased one, but then thought, eh, I was being silly. I moved on, instead, to a bin full of photographs of people long dead, and didn't buy any of those, either.

To this day, I wonder if I would have had the intellectual curiosity, had I purchased a can of goose assholes, to open it and taste the contents, while destroying the value of my purchase.

I doubt it.

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank