What McCain Needs to Learn

The best thing the Dems can hope for right now is that McCain will tire as the campaign progresses, on the order of Bob Dole in 1996. We'll notice that his wife helps him down the jetway. He may throw a rake at a kid. When Dole fell during the '96 campaign, someone quipped that he could have bailed it all out if he had come up saying "Live from New York, it's Saturday night!" McCain had better learn to say "Live from New York, it's Saturday night!"

Update: My cousin Dave suggess "live from Sedona!"