Hey Baby, You Want to See My Merit Badge?

I think these are beyond wonderful. I assumed I really didn’t qualify (I concede that teaching spreadsheets to lawyers is not quite “science”). But then I found this:

That’s “experienced with electrical shock, level III”—“In which the recipient has had experience with the shocking of himself/herself.” When I was 10 years old, while standing in the creek, I leaned against the cow fence. Probably explains a lot. H/T, Kottke, BoingBoing