The Underbelly Creed

Reading about the epidemic of noisy corporate departures, the staff and management here at Underbelly central feel it incumbent on us to report that we aren't going anywhere: we will continue to hire smart people to invent the future with teamwork, integrity and a spirit of humility; we will never ever adopt litigation as a business model.   Dissident  refugees from other firms are welcome to make application here but pay and perks will probably not measure up to what you got on your last job.  Hey, who ate the last of the Cheetos?