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Well, I just did what any ordinary blogger would do when he needed a definition of the word "hoochie." I popped over to Urban Dictionary. Under "hoochie mama," at #3, with 53 positive votes (and, okay, 53 negative), I find:

hoochie mama is a lady/girl who is really hot...she got everythin and she gets anythin she wants. she's not necessarily a slut, she just flirts around and teases and dresses provactively.

Uh, say again -- "provactively"--? A mix of "provocative" and "proactive." Hey, there's a word we've all been waiting for.