Check One

This just rolled out of my pocket: it's a copy of a form that you have to fill out on leaving India. It asks you to specify your "employment." The choices are:

• Doctor


• Business


• Employed (sic?)
  


• Media


• Lawyer


• Government


• Sports Person


• Other

I guess not many bullock drivers go through emigration control. BTW if you go out through Delhi, steer clear of Mr. Vikram Singh--he's the bald one with the little mustache, and he is in a pussy mood, hovers about four minutes over every passport.