Saturday, March 22, 2008

Tastes Like Chicken Art Gum Eraser

H/T Bashman:

MONTPELIER, Vt.—Savory it isn't: It's made of whole wheat bread, non-dairy cheese, raw carrots, spinach, seedless raisins, beans, vegetable oil, tomato paste, powdered milk and dehydrated potato flakes.

To prison officials, it's a complete meal. To inmates, it's a food so awful, they'd rather go hungry than eat it.

Now, in the latest legal battle over the prison cafeteria standard known as Nutraloaf, the Vermont Supreme Court is being asked to decide whether it's punishment or merely behavior modification. ...

Recall Monty Python:

--Well there's rat cake ... rat sorbet... rat pudding... or strawberry tart. --Strawberry tart?!
--Well it's got some rat in it.
--How much?
--Three, rather a lot really.
--Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.

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