And you wouldn't dare insult me, sir,
If Jack were only here.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
I'm Still Trying to Figure Out What's Wrong with This
My cousin Dave points out that 23 percent of all auto accidents are alcohol-related. Therefore, reasons Dave, stay away from people who don't drink. They cause three times as many accidents.
2 comments:
Anonymous
said...
Most accidents are probably during rush hour. Conditional on it being 2am, you probably want to be in the car of the sober guy.
Also, what percentage of victims are sober? I'm guessing, statistically speaking, that you are better off waiting in the bar for the most dangerous hours pass. Kire.
2 comments:
Most accidents are probably during rush hour. Conditional on it being 2am, you probably want to be in the car of the sober guy.
Also, what percentage of victims are sober? I'm guessing, statistically speaking, that you are better off waiting in the bar for the most dangerous hours pass. Kire.
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