Aww...

I know this is an old joke but I am amused that I heard it last week from a woman of 80:

Lady buys a parrot and takes it home and it says "Hello! My name is Brenda! And I want to get laid!" That's all it will say, "Hello! My name is Brenda! And I want to get laid!"

So she takes it back to the pet shop and the owner says, "Not to worry, I have a couple of rabbi parrots; we'll leave her with them and they will set everything straight."

So they put Brenda with the rabbi parrots and she says "Hello! My name is Brenda! And I want to get laid!" And one of the rabbi parrots looks at the other and says:

"Moishe, I think our prayers have been answered."